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I shall say this only once

Note : The following should be read in a very dodgy French accent!

My name is Michelle of zee Resistance and I ‘ave important news. Zee Criccieth Starlight Players are ‘oping to perform the play “Allo Allo 2 The Camembert Caper” in zee summer of 2026. As many of zee men are away fighting ‘itler, we will need more ‘elp in casting this ‘ilarious script which requires 6 women and 11 men..

We ‘ave therefore arranged a reading of the play to be ‘eld on Sunday 23rd November at 4.00pm in zee Green Room, Neuadd Goffa Criccieth Memorial Hall. Please come along and ‘ear for yourself how the ‘apless café owner Rene Artois becomes embroiled in a dangerous plot to fool zee Germans who are demanding 50,000 francs following the loss of the famous painting ‘The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies’. A cunning plan is developed to ‘ide the cash, together with forged bank notes and a bomb inside a set of Camembert cheeses. What could possibly go wrong?

We ‘ope to see many new faces at the read through and expect every man and woman to do their duty. Vive La France!